OK, so here’s an update. Kristie talked me in to selling my left kidney (I sold my right one back in 96 to buy a Playstation) and we bought a Gymbaroo franchise. So, kidneyless I was forced to create the website, see the link below to see my handiwork.
We have months of prep work behind us, which mostly included handing over large sums of money to accountants and solicitors. Ahead of us is months of learning how to run a small business and not get thrown in jail for tax evasion (as unintentional as it would be, I don’t think the ATO cares).