Wild …. life?

The natives are getting restless, or they’re just getting used to us and moving closer to settlement. We have had a few visitations from the original land holders in this region, here are some pictures:

A baby frillneck, Kristie wants to give it a name,I suggested “Mr Fuckwit”, she didn’t agree.

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And a eastern fandangled puddlestump, or poddledonk, or piddledink…Kristie showed me a picture of it in the reptile book and I’ve forgotten the name, and it’s in the other room, so be happy with my hopeless recollection of what it actually was, it sounded like ploddlestink, I swear!

Click or else you’ll never see the big picture.

Shorn? Sheared? Shearatateratored?

Lies you are told when you buy Alpacas:

  • They don’t eat your newly planted trees and shrubs;
  • They are friendly and love humans;
  • They are good lawnmowers;
  • They are good guard animals, with the cyber enchanced night vision and side mounted machine guns;
  • They don’t need shearing;

OK OK, so those last 2 points weren’t actually told to us, but they were implied (uh huh). Anyway, when it comes down to it, they don’t actually have machine guns and they do need to be shorn (sheared? I dunno) once a year or they will explode.

So, last week we arrange for the world famous Ian Elkins, 4 times Australian Merino Shearing Champion and 7 times Australian Shearer of the Year to come shave some layers off the boys.

Before we start, some before pictures:

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So, Ian arrives with this fabulous contrapulation, otherwise known as the Alpaca torture device:

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… and began work, wool flew, feet flew, we had to use a sock on the animals faces to prevent a repeat of the mouth spit incident when we cut their nuts off (that’s the scientific term for castration).

Clickery Clack

So he does the business, the Alpacas were none too happy after being wrestled onto the table, tied down, bound and gagged then shaved to nearly naked (would YOU be happy?)…but in the end, I’m sure they won’t hold it against us (and we’re probably lucky those machine guns were a hoax).

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For anyone interested, Ian Elkins did a great job so here’s a free plug for him:

Ian Elkins
4 times Australian Merino Shearing Champion
7 time Australian Shearer of the Year
24 Years Experience
Available for:

  • sheep shearing and crutching
  • alpaca shearing
  • goat shearing

Caters for small and large jobs
Can supply own plant and equipment
Phone: 02 62866 246
Mobile: 0417296815

NOTE: I can’t have the old photo gallery on the new host until I arrange for some more storage space, it’s about 300mb of pictures alone) so for now, I’m going to be linking off to larger version of the pictures, all the above pictures are clickable to a larger version, if you REALLY want to see a zoomed in version of an Alpaca.

Welcome to Royalla.net

Thanks to my current ISP (iinet), which sucks, I have had to move the site to a new location, and a new URL.

The move is mostly done, but some things will be broken until I finish moving images and scripts to the new place, if you see anything broken that shouldn’t be please let me know via email or a comment here.

Time Traveller or crackpot, you decide!

What are your opinions about John Titor? For those of you who don’t know (I never knew about him until today) in November of 2000 a man with the user name Timetraveler_0, calling himself John Titor, joined a chat and told people that he was a time traveler from the year 2036, he gave very detailed and somewhat convincing information about the future, the structure of the universe, and his methods of time travel for 5 months at which point he said he had to return to his original time.

Here is a site that contains many of the questions that people asked him and his answers. It is very interesting.