Ian reveals a deep dark secret

Ian says:

   Did I ever tell you about the time I covered almost my entire room in vomit?

Scratch says:

   umm

Scratch says:

   i don’t recall such an event

Ian says:

   I slipped one of the cleaners a $50 and took off to Lismore for the weekend…

Scratch says:

   wow

Ian says:

   I didn’t tell anyone!

Scratch says:

   that’s awesome!

Ian says:

   Until now!!!!

Ian says:

   HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Scratch says:

   I’m blogging this!

Ian says:

   BASTARD!

Ian says:

   I retract that

Scratch says:

   too late