Poobar Foobar (shit attack II:faecal boogaloo)

It seems that the phantom letterbox shitter has struck again.

This pretty much rules out mailing of shit being a random act of stupidity. Apart from being totally disgusting and anti-social it worries me that someone capable of doing this lives near us.

Kristie, being somewhat of a world authority on human shit just informed me that this attack is in fact human, not canine, which disturbs me even further. The image of someone crouching over our letterbox laying down a steaming turd then wiping their arse and leaving the entire remains in our letterbox is frankly both the worse and funniest thing I can think of at the moment.

It’s all wrong.